Glasses of Milk Mourn the Loss of Oreos

From the Chicago Tribune:

Several lanes of Interstate Highway 80 were shut down for hours overnight after
a truck hauling Oreos crashed into a median, spilling tons of the chocolate
cookies across the highway, police said.

The crash occurred at about 3:40 a.m. Monday on I-80 just east of Morris, said Master Sgt. Brian Mahoney of the Illinois State Police.

The truck was westbound, hauling about 20,000 pounds of Oreos, when the driver lost control and the rig hit a median before veering into the eastbound lanes. The impact ripped the trailer open, spilling its cargo across the eastbound lanes of the highway, he said.

The driver was not hurt, but police had to shut down the eastbound lanes for several hours while the cookies were cleaned up, Mahoney said. The wreckage had been moved to the side of the road and lanes had reopened by about 6 a.m.

Precious cargo as Double Stuf Oreos may be, thank goodness that they were the only casualties.